i'll swallow you whole

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a few days ago someone i met overseas sent me a message and i have the little preview message thing that comes up on my phone lock screen and it said “i miss you” and i showed my friend and we both thought it was cute… until i got home and opened the message and it actually read “i miss your (insert crude message) and i wanted to laugh/die anyway i thought this would be a funny story to share it’s actually just really pathetic lol of course

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